"Fiends Of Dope Island" (2003)

Big Black Witchcraft Rock lyrics - The Cramps

Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock
Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock
No one round here gonna make me stop
Supermodel head on the chopping block
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock

Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock
Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock
Sharpen up my razor... get my gun
Find some fool and have some fun
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock

Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock
Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock
Hot shot do-gooder... good deed jive
Apple in their mouth, skin 'em alive
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock

Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock
Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock
I'll run amuck on you... do the devil's dance
You happy face fucks will pee your pants
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock
Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock

Papa Satan Sang Louie lyrics - The Cramps

Papa Satan sang Louie
Louie Louie
Papa Satan sang Louie
Louie Louie
I used to be a human
But I don't know why

Well, I fell in love
With a dead pig's eye
Lord up above
Oowee Louie pie

Mama Satan sat down on it
In a skin tight skirt
Squirmin' 'round doggone
It's wild the way she works

Papa Satan sang Louie
Louie Louie
Papa Satan sang Louie
Louie Louie
I used to be a human
But I don't know why

Hang Up lyrics - The Cramps

Yeah
Well, baby you know out of you
How you do it me wrong
Why you gotta be so mean?
Why do you gotta pay?
Ooooh
I hang up like you
But I can't wick it alone
I come, everything goes wrong
Why you wanna put me down?
Fuck around all over town?
I hang up like you

Well, baby you know out of you
How you do it me wrong
Why you gotta be so mean?
Why do you always gotta pay?
I hang up as what you are
I hang up
I hang up
Why? Ooooh

Fissure of Rolando lyrics - The Cramps

I'm a steel driver: railroad spike right in your ear
I'm a hot rodder: with a greasy ballpeen hammer dear

As the eggheads rot in the sulphur pits of Hell
You'll hear me laughin': ringin' death's doorbell

Your eyeballs extracted: exactly just so
Fit to be tied: cross your beak in a pretty bow

They found her body beautiful, but never found her head
Just a sweet goo and a nylon tricot thread

Just one good tire on my Monte Carlo Alamo
Just one good blow to the fissure of Rolando

Dr. Fucker M.D. (Musical Deviant) lyrics -The Cramps

Baby iron cross my heart
You know I hope to die
If I ain't off the chart
From your normal average guy
Like some mad nitro meth
Kinda psychopath
I gotta laugh at death's
Meanass deadly wrath

Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll M.D.

They call me Dr. Fucker
You might feel a little pinch
It's a diesel mothertrucker
Solid gold lead pipe cinch
Eyes as green as gooseshit
Squirtin' acid from my tongue
I run with all the whozits
And my mainspring's done been sprung

Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll M.D.

Nitro-methane brainbats
Got their fangs in my vein
But medicine for acrobats
Alleviates the pain
Got to oversize sparkplugs
And a gover-mental warning
Take two weeks worth of drugs
And call me in the morning

Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr. Fucker
Calling Dr. Fucker
Rock'n'roll M.D.

Dopefiend Boogie lyrics - The Cramps

Face down this morning
Dawn of the damned
Bullet in my pocket
My brain was jammed

Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Alright alright alright

Got the shiverin' ills
Like a snowball in Hell
More and more and more medicine
But I ain't getting well

Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Alright alright alright

I'm a livin' sickness
At Cinderella's balls
Gonna loose my shoes
Gonna hit the wall

Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Dopefiend boogie
Everynight everynight everynight

Taboo lyrics - The Cramps

You flew in from [?] zoo
We met at my waterloo
Doomed from the start
I wished it wasn't true
But I was caught with one whisk of your shoe
Deep down I knew I should say to you
But you're under my skin like some dead drunk tattoo

Taboo
Ooooooooo
Taboo
Ooooooooo

Taboo

Taboo
Deep down inside of you
You know it's taboo
Give the Devil his due
Taboo
Such a bad thing to do
Down at the end of your avenue
Taboo
Who can say what's taboo
Taboo
What's for me ain't for you

Taboo
Ooooooooo
Taboo
Ooooooooo

Elvis Fucking Christ!" lyrics - The Cramps

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Well I'm the 500 foot woman
I run an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Bad luck'n'mack truckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Well the devil gave us Elvis
Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under Hell
Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' runamuckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:

Elvis fuckin' Christ
Elvis fuckin' Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis fuckin' Christ

She's Got Balls lyrics - The Cramps

Miss mascara monster
Waitin' at the end of the road
Murder in make-up
Inbred outlaw code
Ass whippin' woman
Understood overload

She's got balls
She's got balls
Solid brass
Like the Taj Majal

They call her skinny benzine
When pushin' pills comes to shove
All the boys are hooked
There's a logjam around her love
Thin as piss on a plate
And high as the sky above

She's got balls
She's got balls
Solid brass
Like the Taj Majal

Yeah here she comes
That draggin' lady godiva
Yeah, ya better not blink
When she goes freightin' by ya
Burnin' nitro meth
Naked, faster, higher

Mojo Man From Mars lyrics - The Cramps

There's a brand new dance in town
I'm shook up, I can't sit down
It's too early for the bars
And I done wrecked both the cars
Itchy and psyched by the orgy witch
It's the mojo man from Mars

Doin' the hootchie cootchie coo
In my peek-a-boo mohair suit
Oldsmo-William in a Jaguar
Smokin' exploding-type cigars
Cinnamon cinders, smouldering looks
Oh the mojo man from Mars

Yeah the dancehall fire's a shame
And the cops say I'm to blame
I got portsickles and caviar
But I don't know where you are
Still mashin' potatoes
At the peppermint lounge
It's the mojo man from Mars

Spotlight on one lone star
Weird shadows real bizarre
Big boy Pete's in Belshazzar
Mustang Sally's stuffed in jars
And there's no one who
Can hold a candle to
The mojo man from Mars

Color Me Black lyrics - The Cramps

Color me black
Color me black
I'll probably stab you in the back
Color me black

I ain't talkin' 'bout no pigmentation
I ain't talkin' 'bout nuclear disintegration
I ain't talkin' 'bout no smokin' stack
I ain't talkin' 'bout sittin' in the back

Color me black
Color me black
I'll probably stab you in the back
Color me black

I'm like some cat in a cave
On the edge of tomorrow
Basking in the shade
Of someone's sorrow
Color me black
Color me black

Is it state of mind
When some stars align
Is it pharoah's curse
The camelwalk in reverse

Color me black
Color me black
I'll probably stab you in the back
Color me black

Black lace
Black leather
Black vinyl
All together now
Color me black

Wrong Way Ticket lyrics - The Cramps


Wrong way ticket now
Do what the law don't allow
One way ticket now
Goin' way way out
Outta sight tonight
Alright alright alright
Wrong way ticket now
Get high somehow

Follow in my wake
Ain't got no brake
Hopped up renegade
Dump that masquerade
Full speed ahead tonight
Alright alright alright
Got a wardance on
C'mon c'mon c'mon

One way ticket Jack
Never comin' back
One track pitch black
Hotrod heart attack
Alright alright alright
Gone gone gone tonight
Alright alright alright
Alright alright alright c'mon
C'mon
C'mon

"Big Beat From Badsville" (1997)

Cramp Stomp lyrics - The Cramps

Come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp get ya high as king kong's twat come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!!! come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp bigger blast than the atom bomb come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!! come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp groovy gravy, no damn slop come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!

God Monster lyrics - The Cramps

Hide the virgins say your prayers here come trouble from the cosmic sea gouts of blood! kill all the squares1 it's the aztec mummy vs. murderous me! I'm the god monster from the end of the world I'm the hothead intruder I'm the phantom on fire switchblade enforcer of the astral swirl god monsterman god damn atomic vampire god monster for your doomsday destination god monster for your damaged life god monster for your ruined hallucination god monster spider in your beehive I'm the spaceprobe from venus to the screaming unknown top eliminator on a mission for kicks boss action guy a psychedelic cyclone a big hunk of love with a bag full of tricks god monster for the end of the world.....

It Thing Hard-On lyrics - The Cramps

Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet better hold on tight baby 'cause I ain't a comin' yet! I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it....thing....hard-on well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure but the way it looks now there's no immediate concern there's a couple of things I guess I don't need to know I got class up the ass and I got a little dough fake eyeleashes and a carload o'go I'm a fulltilt nonstop it thing hard-on yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on it thing hard-on...

Like A Bad Girl Should lyrics - The Cramps

I love your ass, for bad or worse
I love your nasty way you curse
When you sit down, it's wild how you sit
Grind your heel in the ground, the groovy way you spit

Ooh you look good
Ooh you smell good
Ooh you taste good
Like a bad girl should

When I need love, I love how you feel
When I need dough, I love how you steal
I love your sick way you think
The way your perfume makes you stink

Ooh you look good
Ooh you smell good
Ooh you taste good
Like a bad girl should

I love your boots, your fancy clothes
Your boufant hair, your pantyhose
I blow a gasket for your pink jellybean
Your picnic basket splits my spleen

Sheena's In A Goth Gang lyrics - The Cramps

She's digging up the graveyard black lips and toenails brand new bat wing at the county jail like tammy trapeze the dead acrobat I dig her deeply when she swings like that sheena's in a goth gang sheena's in a goth gang now mixed up women do you have one in your house? she's in the forbidden vampire underground in the cult of the cobra snakes in her hair she looks so macabre with her cobweb stare sneer on her face like the mona lisa holes in her nose like the spinx at giza

Queen Of Pain lyrics - The Cramps

Queen of pain, queen of pain. you got me hanging from a chain queen of pain, queen of pain. I'm bad and I know I'm to blame queen of pain,queen of pain these marks will be hard to explain queen of pain, queen of pain you look sweet in that garter belt queen of pain, queen of pain give me one even harder belt queen of pain, queen of pain I think that's gonna leave a welt queen of pain, queen of pain I love your metal bra that points queen of pain, queen of pain your block and tackle exploits queen of pain, queen of pain don't dislocate that socket joint! queen of pain, queen of pain you got me haning from a chain queen of pain, queen of pain oh please be careful with your aim now queen of pain, queen of pain what will I use to clean that stain? queen of pain, queen of pain this is a strain up on this crane queen of pain, queen of pain I'm spinnin' like a weather vane queen of pain, queen of pain what you gonna do with that cane?!

Monkey With Your Tail lyrics - The Cramps

Baboon and a monkey playin' in the grass
Baboon told the monkey, "You play too fast!"
Monkey say, "Wanna.... monkey, monkey with your tail!"
Come on come on I wanna monkey; monkey with your tail

A guy walks into a psychiatrist
Got a parrot on his head....
The parrot says this, "Monkey! Monkey with your tail!"
Come on come on I wanna monkey; monkey with your tail

Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh

Monkey wears her pantyhose around her knees
All the monkey sailors go to sea
They say, "Monkey! Monkey with your tail."
Come on come on I wanna monkey; monkey with your tail

Big gorilla show up a'swinging from a tree
Monkey say, "So what? More love for me!"
Monkey...monkey with your tail...

Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh
Ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh

Devil Behind That Bush lyrics - The Cramps

There's a devil behind that bush there's a devil behind that bush weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants that devil behind those fire red lips I was scared stiff that devil behind just one peek got me rattled up the creek without a paddle that devil behind there's a devil behind that bush pointy wigglin' tail whatta evil female devil behind I was ridin' home just last night when I came upon an eerie sight cat eye's glowin' in the dark evil-lookin' and flashin' sparks ohh that deil behind..... hidin' there in her devil suit scary, horny head, but...real cute that devil tail wiggle sure looked fun but somethin' 'bout her giggle told my feet to run ohh that devil behind...

Super Goo lyrics - The Cramps

Super goo super goo oowe baby is that you super goo super goo owwe baby what you do super goo super goo shimmy goo shampoo jelly jelly jam too super goo goin' gaga for that mama with the big sex fizz goin' coocoo 'bout the goo goo in them groovy hips got the shim sham shimmy rushin' up my spine I'm in a barracuda frenzy for that meat o'mine super goo super goo she's the venus of chihhuaha in the tunnel of love meltin' down my ungawa....ohh lord above! boogaloo hangover creepin' in on me super goo sailin' over the deep blue sea super goo super goo well baby is that you jelly jelly in the zoo super goo super goo.

Hypno Sex Ray lyrics - The Cramps

She got the wiggle hip sway hypno sex ray goin' on in my head she got the flippin' hip slide hypno sex siren in my head she got the wiggle hip sway hypno sex ray light's flashin' red the way she wiggles has got me hypnotized the way she wiggles has got me hypnotized but when she walks away she's got me paralyzed she got the wiggle hip sway... when she gets to dancin' got it movin' to n'fro when she ... I'm dizzy in trance just watchin' that thing go picasso paintings are fine for that kind of thing an' man paganini sure knows how to sing but that girl gyration makes my gong go ding...dong hip hip...hip hooray.

Burn She-Devil, Burn lyrics - The Cramps

Burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil burn she-devil burn burn burn she's a hootch dancer down underground one hot flame pot she-hellhound burn she-devil, burn red pointy tail, big black mass burn your fingers on her hot ass burn she-devil, burn... crotchless panties, breakaway bra warlock antlers, monkey paw burn she-devil, burn... they're all horny down below and she's the reason they all go... "burn she-devil, burn..."

Wet Nightmare lyrics - The Cramps

Tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while I was sawin' logs I seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare.... there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave I got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake I drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare

Badass Bug lyrics - The Cramps-

Ow!....I got the bug! I got the bug, I got the bug I got the great big badass bug I got the bug, mop, got the bug I got the great big badass bug I was hangin' around, mindin' my own watch the girls dance watchin' them goin' then it happened, jumped outta my skin know I'll never be the same again I got the bug..... now I know why these badass girls twitch and squirm, twist and twirl they're get bitten same as me they wiggle they jiggle, they shout "whoopee!... I got the bug...... buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-me-baby buggabuggabuggabuggabugga-mop-oo I got the bug..... pointy shoes, the devil's dance badass dolls in skintight pants badass world in a tailspin I ain't never goin' back again I got the bug......

Haulass Hyena lyrics - The Cramps

Haulass hyena haulass hyena no goat is meaner haulass hyena haulass hyena burn your ass right off the line check mr. popeye boneville banzai stalled at the standby ain't got no alibi demolished dragonfly hyena battlecry primer gray gold inlay gamma ray get out the way!!!!! that.... haulass hyena rat fink beret bomb bombay puree pompeii to consume, that haulass hyena.... haulass hyena no stingray meaner

"Flamejob" (1994)

Mean Machine lyrics - The Cramps

I'm mean. I'm a mean machine. I gotta be mean. Just a bad human being. This ain't no art from the the bottom of a henhouse floor. Rip out your brains if ya got 'em throw 'em out the door. Cuz I'm mean...I can't nuthin' dull. I got the gloss lustre. I'll massacre your ass as fast as Bull offed Custer. I'm mean...Ya wanna go to the Devil but you don't like the flames. Blood on Satan's Claw is my middle name. Yeah I'm mean...

Ultra Twist lyrics - The Cramps

Hey let's twist. Do the ultra twist. Stick it in and twist. Do the ultra twist. Recent movements leave one cold. It's big improvement and very bold. Hangin' ten on a shockwave. Hangin' out like the new breed say. Come on let's do it. Do the ultra twist. Jam it in and screw it. Do the ultra twist. Do the ultra twist. Just go like this. Do the ultra twist and bend the trim. The alchemists all recommend. Doin' the ultra twist-it's here to stay. Makes tomorrow look like yesterday. The ultra set now propose. Wear skintight crazy clothes. Spurs that go jingle-jangle-jing and many other shiny indementional things.

Let's Get Fucked Up lyrics - The Cramps

Let's get fucked up. Let's get fucked up. Let's do some stuff. And get fucked up. Tomorrow we'll feel like we was hit by a truck. Let's get fucked up. Goin' to a cockfight. Burn with, burn. All my stuff in shock might. Never ever return. Goin' to the brink of Oblivion. Gonna need a shrink to get again. Let's get fucked up...Gonna get lowdown. Gonna get keyed up. Gonna go to town and get beat up. Gonna get way out. Gonna hit flameout. When my head caves in. Slip on nocturnal shades. Go down to amateur night. Do some purple haze. Probably lose some fight. Get cool and casual. Get really sent. Dig some cruel and unusual punishment. Let's get fucked up...

Nest Of The Cuckoo Bird lyrics - The Cramps

She's got a look on her puss like she was weaned on a pickle. Hands on the handle of her motorsicle. In the nest of the cuckoo bird...She's in a gang on the streets that so hard and slippery. A bang in the teeth with no charge for delivery. In the nest of the cuckoo bird...You wanna get her tail until she purrs. Run your fingers thru her fur. In the nest of the cuckoo bird...Her aplomb is massive and I wondered "Why, how could any poor ass've ever passed her by?" In the nest of the cuckoo bird...In the nest of the cuckoo bird...In the nest of the cuckoo bird. A cockatoo with the googoo lure. In the nest of the cuckoo bird. A huntress with the hoodoo word. Well there ain't no freckles on that fish. You're like Dr. Jekyl with a deathwish. In the nest of the cuckoo bird...

I'm Customized lyrics - The Cramps

Like a chance meeting of an umbrella. And a sewing machine in a a black Impala. Mixin' metalflake with a jet propeller. This monotenous flywheel is the junk of life. This desire magnito...this is not a pipe. Prob'bly Picasso painted this pinstripes. I'm customized...like a crazy whim. I'm customized...I can do the swim. I'm customized...like a mag rim. I'm customized...with the deluxe trim. I'm customized...not your average Jim. Too much sex fizz in the love gasoline. One big wreckage from Bedictine. Who done wrought this package. I'll bet Einsteen. I'm customized...I'm moon equipped. I'm customized...got a hot tip. I'm customized...like a buggy whip. I'm customized...like some bad trip. I'm customized...I'm a rocket ship.

Sado County Auto Show lyrics - The Cramps

You look cute in your battery cable jumper. And your railroad spiked heels. With your rearend dipped in rubber. Like a Goodyear without wheels. At the Sado County Auto Show...At the Sado County Auto Show. Can't be late ya gotta go! To the Sado County Auto Show. By your diamond headlights I can see. The tension almost seems. Then you blow a bubble and offer me your jellybean. The enamel of your mind is cracking. Your eyes fully like poached eggs. But I sure wish that I was jacking up the pulleys on those legs.

Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs lyrics - The Cramps

I went to the museum and stood on a chair.
Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear.
She made everybody look up there.
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
All the way down she was up in the air.
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs.
It was a naked girl right in my face.
High class culture all over the place.
My watch stopped tickin'...shoes came unlaced.
When I watched her trippin' down a staircase.
It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase.
A busted flywheel at stock car race.
I fell in love at a terrible pace.
When someone gave her a shove down a staircase.

Inside Out And Upside Down (With You) lyrics - The Cramps

Baby you look good enough to eat. I'd like to go around the world with you. I'd like to lick the bottoms of your feet. And drink fizzy booze from your shoes. Inside out and upside down with you. I'd like to go around the world with you. From your bottom to your top. You're sure some lollipop. Inside out and upside down with you. Baby you know I'd knee deep in love with you. The vision and the taste of your flesh. Your candy kiss, your orange lipstick too. The nuclear fission of your love factor F. I got my pants around my ankles over you. It's frightnin' the lure of your bare trip. I'm gonna scare the pants off you too. Wet your appetite 'til our loves overlap.

Swing The Big Eyed Rabbit lyrics - The Cramps

Swing the big eyed rabbit. Swing the pig iron hammer. Baby looks for a girl. Baby's mad at the world. Hunt it down and snatch and gab it. Catch it in the patch and trap it. Grab it by the legs and swing the big eyed rabbit. Ride Sally ride. Bunny tries to hide. Bang bang shoot 'em up. Yum yum eat 'em up. Swing boy swing. Swingin' crazy scene. Swing it against a tree. Swingin' crazy scream.

Strange Love lyrics - The Cramps

Strange love, cutest thing I ever seen
Strange love, cutest thing I ever seen
You remind me of somethin' that I have seen in a dream

Can I take you out to dinner, some place where we can be alone
Can I take you out to dinner, some place where we can be alone
Tell you how much I love you, then let me hold you in my arm

You asked me there's honey, love to be your honeycomb
You asked me there's any honey, I love to be your honeycomb
Then when the time is right darling there'll be some lovin' goin' on

Sinners lyrics - The Cramps

Well, I tell you sinners, sinners
You're gonna go down there, down there
Yeah, you better be right
Sinner, you better be right

If you ain't right, you're goin' down there
You'll end up in the devil's pot of fire
Yeah, you'll end up in the devil's pot of fire
Yeah, you better be right

You'll see the devil, he'll be laughin'
You'll see sinners, they'll be cryin'
Yeah, you better be right
Sinner, you better be right, you better be right

If you ain't right, you're goin' down there
You'll end up in the devil's pot of fire
Yeah, you'll end up in the devil's pot of fire
Yeah, you better be right

You'll see the devil, he'll be laughin'
He'll see sinners, there'll be cryin'
Yeah, you better be right
Sinner, you better be right, you better be right

Route 66 (Get Your Kicks On) lyrics - The Cramps

Hey if you every plan to fly out west,
travel my way, thats the highway thats the best.

[Chorus:]
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

Well it winds from Chicago to LA,
more than two thousand miles all the way.

[Chorus]

Well you go through Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty.
You'll see Amarillo,
Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino.

Wont you get hip to this kind of tune:
When you make that Califronia trip.

[Chorus]
Lets go...

Well you go through Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty.
You'll see Amarillo,
and Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino.

Wont you get hip to this kind of tune:
When you make that Caladelic trip.

[Chorus x3]

"Look Mom, No Head!" (1991)

Dames, Booze, Chains And Boots lyrics The Cramps

Evil eye hotshot. Full tilt nonstop. Tidalwave avalanche. Parked down at the ranch. A gulpin' go - juice. Choppped and channeled deuce. Custon chrome reverse. Jacked up Egyptian curse. She God Shanghail. Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie. See God 'n' hang five. Papa oo mow oo my. Dames, Booze, Chains, and Boots. Torso tossin'. Shockwave a causin'. A wammy in the boogaloo. Busted up bustle, too. Gear strippin' dynamo. Limbo down kinda low. I can do the camel walk. Torture me. I won't talk. Down in the fashion pits. Girls wearin' tourniquets. Rough and ready riff raff. Straight jacket sneak attack. Wig hat jack knife. Out on bail for life. Sex in the cycle set. Mama don't allow no pets.

Two Headed Sex Change lyrics - The Cramps

I'm a two headed sex change from outer space. I'm a photo finish with a pretty face. Gotta monstrous love. That's just grew some for you. Hawkin' my wares on Exchange Street. Stalkin' my share o' strange meat. Got a head on my shoulders. And one left over for you. Two Headed Sex Change. Two Headed Sex Change. I'll be there when ya need some strange. Two Headed Sex Change. Two Headed Sex Change. Two heads headed two ways at once. Let's face it baby I'm much too much. If your clams in a jam. Baby I know what to do. When me and myself walks down the street. I sweep the average woman right off her feet. Form a big boss line. Take a number and I'll get to you. If your clam's in a jam. Baby I know what to do.

Blow Up Your Mind lyrics - The Cramps

I'm gonna get insane. Blow up my mind. Lightnin' bolt my brain. Turn into Frankenstein. Put on a party dress. Jack off 'til I'm blind. Clean up the mess with Turpentine. Nevermind mankind. Leave it all behind. Blow up your mind. Blow up your mind. Like them mummy pharaohs. Over in the med. Wrap up my clothes. And blow up my head. Dynamite or acid? Hybrow or hybrid? Forsee the forbidden. Blow the lidd off your ID. Are you a little too healthy? Drink some bad wine. Trap some bats in your belfry. And blow up your mind. No more static in the attic. Get erratic instead. Get real acrobatic. And land on your head.

Hard Workin' Man lyrics - The Cramps

Got a two-ton hammer
Got beat by the pound
I'm a hard workin' driver man
Six feet solid from the ground

Work my hammer for the factory
Foreman always wanna fight
Swallowed-up some TV dinner
Swing my hammer strong at night

When I was a schoolboy
Teachers said study as hard as you can
It didn't make no difference
I'm just a hard workin' driver man

Miniskirt Blues lyrics - The Cramps

I was standing on the corner of a big windy city
When I spot a chick she was looking nitty-pretty
My knees they started shaking and my head began to jerk
I've got to know that girl in the miniskirt
I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out those miniskirt blues

Well she walked up to me and said daddy what's doing
I can tell by her smile that evil was a'brewlin'
She said the man was Jessabel, Miss Jessabel Hurt
That foxy little momma in the miniskirt
I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out those miniskirt blues
Play the blues now!
Yeah, I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out them miniskirt blues

Well we went to cabaret where everything was a moving
The Chick got up and she started grooving
She did the coffee grind and the double o'blurt
That tantolizing temptress in the miniskirt
I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out those miniskirt blues
Yeah I've got those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out those miniskirt blues
Yeah those going to a go-go, working on my mojo
Checking out them miniskirt blues

Alligator Stomp lyrics - The Cramps

C'mon do the gator. The alligator stomp. Do the gator. Yeh chomp chomp chomp. Well there's a brand new stomp. That they're talkin' about. It crawled out o' the swamp. And opened up it's mouth. Said do the gator. Whip that tail around. Do the gator. To this brand new sound. Well ya rub your belly. And ya fall of the floor. Ya whip your tail. And ya go go go. C'mon do the gator. Ya look like a snake. Do the gator. This is really great. Ya wiggle around to the crazy beat. Ya roll across the floor. And knock 'em off their feet. Do the gator. Not the crocodile. Do the gator. Man this is really wild! If anybody's left standin'. Doin' the sausage and eggs. Ya swim on over. And bite off their legs. Yeh, do the gator. Let's see a great big grin. Do the ator. Bite 'em on the shin. This is dance is pretty short. But there ain't none greater. The bouncer's gonna come and say, "see ya later." Do the gator. Out in the parkin' lot. Do the gator. Man, this is really hot!

I Wanna Get In Your Pants lyrics - The Cramps

May I have this dance?
Can I get in your pants?
May I squeeze on them shoes?
Sing you maybe some blues?
I wanna wear your rain coat.
Dance around the house.
Your leopard skin and chain tote.
Has got me so aroused.

Baby you got the clothes.
Baby, you've got romance.
You got the moves.
So, while I got the chance...
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants

To just unzip the back
Baby, that's where it's at
Can I try on that hat?
Give you my baseball bat
Oh baby it's uncanny
Bout them there Sunday panties
Hey, today ain't Sunday
Get 'em off o'your fanny

Oh, under your underpants
You got a wonderful ass
It's in the back o' my mind
But, meanwhile, back at the ranch
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your...ooh

Did I tell you I'm in a band
And I can do handstands too
I got this burning desire
To don that darling attire
How that elastic snaps
Against my kneecaps
I wanna wiggle into
Your powdered rubber skin...ooh

Baby, you got the clothes
You got romance
You got the boots
So, I just gotta ask
Can I get in your pants?
Can I get in your pants?
I wanna get in your pants
I wanna get in your pants

Bend Over, I'll Drive lyrics - Bend Over, I'll Drive

I like to sit in back, watch out for cops. Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top. And when she's get tired that way. I whisper in her ear an' say. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive. Now, I was born in a test tube. But daddy tried it this way, too. Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red. When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said. Bend over, I'll drive. Now as I was sayin' before I quit. If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it! Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks. Sof i you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck!

Don't Get Funny With Me lyrics - The Cramps

You think you're funny. But, your face beat you to it. You look like somethin'. In the Bronx Zoo. It ain't no joke. You're very chimpanzee. Don't monkey with Tarzan. And don't get funny with me. I see by your outfit. You're a cowgirl. When I say hyaw! I'm talkin' 'bout now, girl. I'm a whip crackin' daddy. And I don't mean please. Aim for the bucket. And don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. Don't get funny with me. The jokes on you. Don't get funny with me. You're gonna get a stiff neck. Lookin' way down here. You're gonna fall off that pedestal. And land on the mirror. You're gonna break that thing. You ain't no beauty queen. You done broke my brownie. Now, don't get funny with me. You're the life o' the party. And a million laughs. You know karate. And some witchcraft. You know rope tricks. From the exotic east. Don't fool with Fu Manchu. And don't get funny with me.

Eyeball In My Martini lyrics - The Cramps

I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"

The Strangeness In Me lyrics - The Cramps

When you got the blues
Who do you tell them to?
When you’re all alone, what do you want to do?
Do you want to die
Or is it the strangeness in me?

When your heart is sad do you not want to die?
When your baby’s gone do you dare the breeze of sigh
Do you want to weep
Or is it the strangeness in me?

I’ve come and said goodbye
I won’t be seeing you no more
Already I have tried
I stopped when I was on the floor
Should I try to leave
Or bring back the strangeness in me?

Wilder Wilder Faster Faster lyrics - The Cramps

[Spoken:]
YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!

Go naked as nature intended
Stand under heaven with natures extended
Wilder wilder faster faster
Psycho slaves and schizo masters!

No burning passions and burning flashions
can embalm our passions and girlie fashions
Wilder wilder faster faster
Groovy groupies and plaster casters!

Sixteen millimeters sixty nine chicks
Six teenage sickos and ninety-nine dicks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Brown ballad in alabaster!

Dairyland, contraband,
Look mom! No head, no hand
Wilder wilder, faster faster
Deadly dirigible disasters!

[Squealing brakes, car crash, woman screaming, sirens]
[Spoken:]
"Warning! The action is raw!"
[Ricocheting bullet, glass breaks, circular saw revs up]
[Spoken woman's voice:]
"Please don't hurt me-I'll do anything."

WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER!
WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER!

A young bride, hog-tied
Spanish flyed and stupefied
Wilder Wilder faster faster
Hash-mashing goolashers!

Atom-age vampire, roaming millers
Ghost story campfires, sparkling horse killers
Wilder wilder faster faster
Mud slinging sand blaster!

Hell hole women, virgin vengeance
Suicide blondes on war vengeance
Wilder wilder faster faster
Cow punchers and cow pastures!

Off-Beat Cut-throats, born wreck [?]
Off their rocker leathernecks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Rough and ready fighting bastards!

[Revving motorcycle]
[Spoken:]
"The word was out:"
"Waste him."
[Tommy gun rat-tat-tat]
[Spoken:]
"Hear The Cramps sing 'You Got the Blues'!"
[Sung:]
"When you got the blues..."
[Circular saw revs up again]

WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER
WILDER WILDER EVEN FASTER!

The Devil's honey reaming men's guts
Daring damsels with beautiful butts
Wilder wilder faster faster
Eve's apples, atom smashers!

Art is just art carved with a chisel
But this money is hotter than a two dollar pistol
Wilder wilder faster faster
Bombastic the bombasters

Coming soon to this theater
Lube jobs and penetrators
Wilder wilder faster faster
Flagellating flabbergasters!

See a man's cigar in a lady's purse
See tortures, beatings rapes and worse
Poontang plenty and party crashers!

[Spoken:]
"Under 18 not admitted without an adult."

"Stay Sick!" (1990)

Bop Pills lyrics - The Cramps

I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad}
I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad)
My doctor came a runnin' and my family stood by. (Well now 'said)

He left three Bop Pills for ten, two and four (3 bop pills)
He left three Bop Pills for ten, two and four (3 bop pills)
And man when they hit me, I landed in the middle of the floor. (oh say)

And I bopped and rocked and rolled like I never had before
And I bopped and rocked and rolled on every inch of that floor
Yeah, B-O-P, bop, Well P-I-L-L-S BOP PILLS!

I went to see old doc and I couldn't get near his shack (oh loaded, man}
I went to see old doc and I couldn't get near his shack (yeah sad)
They were creeping through the front door and boppin round all out the back. (I'm tellin ya)

I waited 8 long hours just to knock upon his door
I waited 8 long hours just to knock upon his door
I came to pay my bill brought money for a hundred more. (say)

And I bopped and rocked and rolled like I never had before
And I bopped and rocked and rolled on every inch of that floor
Yeah, B-O-P, bop, Say P-I-L-L-S BOP PILLS!

God Damn Rock 'n' Roll lyrics - The Cramps

I dig that goddamn rock n roll that kinda stuff that don't save souls, and I'm just horny enough to throw, a flying screw through some halo now jill's bucket jack had to hold, some rabbit dug himself some alice hole, humpty dunked it 'til he done explode, they did that god damned rock n roll
the did that god damned rock n' roll - the kinda stuff that don't save souls - ain't nuthin' good about it that I know - yea I dig that goddamn rock 'n' roll now king tut put it on a chart, noah took two on his ark, even before van gogh had art, adam and eve did it in the park now these days 'bout all you got is bull, ya got yer rockheads and your croissant rolls, in days of old, though, when kinights were bold, they tied a sock around their jelly roll

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns lyrics - The Cramps

I been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but...

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
This stuff'll kill ya
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns

Well I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what the hell I could see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But all bars, pills and three ways lead me back to the beach and...

Now they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick...

All Women Are Bad lyrics - The Cramps

Adam and Eve, sittin' in the woods, eve said 'man I got somethin' real good - it's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!' adam said 'sure, satan my ass - I don't see no snakes but all women are bad'
all women are bad, all women are bad, that's what he said, all women are bad, groovy wiggly tails, horns on their head, all women are bad, all women are bad... samson and delilah, talkin' bout groomin', delilah said 'sam, you don't look human!' took some scissors, went snip-snip, said 'now everybody's gunna think you're hip' sam felt his head and said 'all women are bad' there's one with you, lookin' so sweet, but she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep, secret gadgets up under their clothes - stuff you hear about but nobody knows, and it ain't no use...all women are bad save me the label of that perfume on the table, so I can remember what made a wreck of me

The Creature From The Black Leather Lagoon lyrics - The Cramps

Better ask my momma how to make a monster... I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon, I'm a beautiful monster from outer space, too, learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum, satan gave me tips and then i thanked him, I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon
black black, black black leather, smash smash, black black leather, kill kill, black black leather, crash crash, black black leather, I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon I'm a chicken-fried fire-eatin' son of a gun, concieved by my devil daddy on a chicken run,like a fireball flyin' down thunder road, daddy made mama but she shoulda said no, I'm the raw Hyde monster they named number 1 I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon, I'm a genuine juvenille delinquent from the moon, I'm like a hundred billion hydrogen bombs, mama wanted a goat, but I got mom's, I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon

Shortnin' Bread lyrics - The Cramps

Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.
Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.

Three little children layin in the bed.
Two were sick and the other most dead.
Sent for the doctor, the doctor said,
"Feed those children on shortnin bread."

Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.
Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.

When those children layin in the bed
Heard that talk about shortnin bread,
They popped up well and started to sing,
Skipping round the room doing the pigeon wing.

Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.
Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.

Put on the skillet! Put on the lid!
Mammas going to make some shortnin bread.
Thats not all shes going to do,
Mammas going to cook us some cocoa too!

Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.
Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.

I snuck to the kitchen, picked up the lid,
I filled my pockets full of shortnin bread.
I winked at the pretty little girl and said,
"Baby, how'd you like some shortnin bread?"

Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.
Mammas little baby loves shortnin, shortnin,
Mammas little baby loves shortnin bread.

Got caught with the skillet. Got caught with the lid.
Got caught with my mouth full of shortnin bread.
Six months for the skillet, six months for the lid
And five for stealing that fine bread

Daisys Up Your Butterfly lyrics - The Cramps

Well I been seein' red and singing the blues far back as I can tell, til daisys came from heaven and decorate the gates of hell, you might b'lieve the world is sweet and fine as sugar candy, but I myself believe in whatever comes in handy
daisys up your butterfly, daisys up your butterfly, makes me up and wonder why, you got daisys up your butterfly: you're whistlin' past the graveyard, hopin' for the best, but a hum job after k-mart just might wreck your party dress, your poodle smokes, he'll probably choke and die in his own mink coat, your rainbow's bringing rain that's gunna sink your damn love boat: daisys up your butterfly, maybe maybe not, could be daisys up your butterfly or a bad day at Black Rock

Everything Goes lyrics - The Cramps

Well no holes barred, watch your toes, look out baby, everything goes
ooooo everything goes, goodness don't know, everything goes g strings n gin and nylon hoes, chicken pot pie, everything goes women swimmin' in chili down at smokey joe's, hopped up hotheads, everything goes debbie had a donkey and two old crows, said 'look out baby - everything goes!' ya can't get ahead by who ya know, kiss kiss, bang bang, everything goes let's go, let's go, let's go man, go!

Journey To The Center Of A Girl lyrics - The Cramps

Hey I'm on my way, on a journey outta this world, hey I'm on my way, on a journey outta this world, traveling through the vortex to the center of a girl I gotta rocket '88, prone 269, spinnin' down and round leavin' everything behind, let go of the controls and slip outside my mind light begins to curve, space begins to twist, across a thigh of satin and through a veil of mist, there's a girl's netherworld, lookin' for a kiss so: glidin through this friction like some science fiction thrill, getting off in these dimensions where time itself stands still, flowin through a whirlpool to a she-feast wrapped in silk

Mama Oo Pow Pow lyrics - The Cramps

Mama oo pow pow, who's gunna twist and shout, mama oo pow pow, who shot that la la out, your gamagoochi's got the gagas and your hoochie coochie's hangin' out girl you could use a good spankin, and baby so could I, I love to hear the scream of the butterfly, now I don't wanna be your dear sweet friend - I just wanna beat your little pink rear end
mama oo pow pow, who's gunna twist and shout, mama oo pow pow, baby I'll give you something - something to cry about now girl you ain't goin' nowhere in them kinky boots, I'll eat your heart out like an aztec baby I don't give a hoot... lured by beauty, destroyed by sex, there's still room in hell for whoever comes next

Saddle Up A Buzz Buzz lyrics - The Cramps

Fatima had a fetish for a wiggle in her scoot, from her big tall heels on her big tall boots...she said 'saddle up a buzz buzz' tarzan drove a stingray on a fiberglass jungle, swung from high tension wires and yelled down at the humble 'hey...saddle up a buzz buzz' rabid rat fink caught an eighty foot wave, hit the bonzai pipeline and rode it straight to the grave, screamin 'saddle up a buzz buzz' callin' all KNIF's on a collision course, don't let it bug ya if you ain't got no horse...whoa! saddle up a buzz buzz...

Muleskinner Blues lyrics - The Cramps

Well, good morning, Captain
Well, good morning to you
Do you need another mule skinner
Down on your new mud run
Ha, ha, hip, ee, ee.........

Well, I'm an old mule skinner
From down Kentucky way
And I can make any mule listen
Or I won't accept your pay
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha
Well hey, hey

Little water boy, come here boy
Bring that water bucket around
Ha, ha, ha
If you don't like your job
Water boy, put that bucket down
Ha, ha, ha, ee, ee, ha, ha, ha

Her Love Rubbed Off lyrics - The Cramps

Well I'm-a strollin' along in the city park
Met that baby standin' in the dark
Took that lovin' baby by the hand
I let her know that I'm her lovin' man
I let her know that I'm her lovin' man

That love rubbed off on me
That baby wouldn't let me be
That baby took me by the hand
That baby shook, shook the man
That baby jumped right on me
That love rubbed off on me
Hey, Hey

I'm a hot-rod fiend for fancy cars
Drive-in movies and her caviar
Big sport coats and-a diamond rings
I'm going down to that little thing
I'm going down to that little ol' thing

That stuff rubbed off on me
That baby wouldn't let me be
That lover wouldn't let me go
That woman hollered "No, No, No"
That baby was the one I crave
That baby followed to my grave
Hey, Hey
Well...

Well, I'm the happiest man and I'm so in love
Well, I even take off my clothes
I like to get and I like to give
I like to love her and I love to live
I give her lovin' and I love to live

That stuff rubbed off on me
That baby wouldn't let me be
That woman wouldn't let me go
That baby hollered "No, No, No"
That baby took, took my hand
That lover took me from this land
That lover took a hold on me
Oooooh, oh let me be
Now oh baby took me by the hand
Oh, from this land
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh baby

"A Date With Elvis" (1986)

How Far Can Too Far Go? lyrics - The Cramps

Stick 'em up baby reach for the sky.
Here's something you might like to try.
I know a place that's far from here.
Where the squares they won't come near.
How far!
How far!
How far baby!
How far can too far go?

You'll be the queen of the tractor pull.
In your training gear you'll break all the rules.
I like it tough and I don't talk my kicks.
If I had a hammer I'd show you some tricks.

How far!
How far!
How far baby!
How far can too far go?

I know a place that's far from here.
Where the squares they won't come near.
A smell of honey...a sqallow of brine.
Let's whoop it up have a real bad time.

How far!
How far!
How far baby!
How far can too far go?

The Hot Pearl Snatch lyrics - The Cramps


Baby you're a pearl but you're such a tease.
That thing a danglin' there's brought me to my knees.
You parade it 'round town so everybody knows.
Oh Oh I'm-a-gonna steal the show.
Gonna get that thing baby that's a fact.
Baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.
So temptin' baby such a pretty box.
All fancy wrappin's and a bow on top.
I try not to think about it but it's hard.
Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard.
Too hot to handle and a crime at that.
Baby I'm-a-talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.
Gonna get my hatchet hack it off and snatch it.
Jerk it right off o'you.
I gotta get-a-way...baby you can't catch it.
Do a swan dive on that jewel.
Put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch.
Aw baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.

People Ain't No Good lyrics - The Cramps

You know good and well it's true.
They never do what you want 'em too.
Cuz people ain't no good.
They're no good on weekends.
When they come out to play.
They're no good for bookends.
Cuz you can't make 'em stay...hey!
People ain't no good.
People ain't no good.
They never do what I think they should.
So people ain't no good.
Yeah people are just a waste.
They're all over the place.
Ya see 'em everywhere ya go.
And I don't like their face.
And people don't like me.
Why I sure don't know.
But even a jerk like you could see.
It's obviously so...so...
They always get some smile.
They always stand like this.
They always tell ya who is what.
Well what I say is this.

What's Inside A Girl? lyrics - The Cramps

Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow.
Mama told me that girls are hollow.

Uh-uh...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.

Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist.
Long black stockings all over the place.
Boots...buckles...belts outside.
Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide?

Hmmm?
What's inside a girl?
Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world.

Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'.
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'.
The King of Siam sent a telegram sayin'
"Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"

Wooee...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.

Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit.
You got somethin' and I gotta get it.

Come onnn...
What's inside a girl?
Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys.

I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys.
Sugar and spice is just a bluff.
You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?!

Come on...What's inside a girl?
That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.

Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? lyrics - The Cramps

Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!

Kizmiaz lyrics - The Cramps

Take a magic carpet to the olden days.
To a mythical land where everybody lays.
Around in the clouds in a happy daze in Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.
Flamingos stand easy on bended knees.
Palm trees wave over tropical seas of azure waves and lazy breeze in Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.
Over raspberry skies spires of the Shaz.
Point to the heavens that this place has.
You would swim all the way from Alcatraz to Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.
It lies on the horizon in a golden haze.
No one believes their eyes the legend says.
Held hypnotized in a frozen gaze on Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.
The vibrations kiss the ships would pass. Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz.

Cornfed Dames lyrics - The Cramps

Callin' all cows down on the farm!
Hey! Shut the door...you born in a barn?!
I ain't no farmer...that's no fun.
Run some tractor till the work's all done.
Hey milk it bossie I'll buy ya a diamon ring.
Now good girls can't play the rent these days.
These cornfed dames done found a way.
Unzip that zipper...snap that snap.
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac.
Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes.
Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it [x4]
Shake that thing I'll buy ya a diamond ring.
Now there's more things in Tennessee.
Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy.
Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames.
They wiggle a little I burst into flames.
Whip that cream baby til the butter comes.
Callin' all you cornfed dames.
Lux means bucks...remember the name.
Go put on some n'real loud.
Let's get up and go get plowed.
Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring.
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip.
Put it on upside down baby.
You know that really makes me flip...
I ain't no farmer.

Chicken lyrics - The Cramps

Goin' home
I said I'm goin' home
Goin' goin' goin' goin' home
Yeah yeah well I'm goin' home
(Brot brot boogie)
My baby, my baby
She fixes [?] chicken for me
Yeah chicken
I said boiled chicken
Any kind, any kind of chicken
Boiled, chicken fried, chicken pot, picken' chicken
My baby, my baby
She fixes [?] chicken for me

Yeah, I eat my dinner, she squeeze me till I hurt
I'd like to eat chicken fried for desert
Oh chicken
(Brot brot boogie)
Boiled, chicken fried, chicken
Your kind of chicken
Well, my baby, my baby
She fixes [?] chicken for me
Hey these chicks hot sticks are stickin' in the house forever

I'm goin' home
I start pickin'
You know I'm quickin' when I'm pickin' all the chicken
Yeah chicken
(Brot brot boogie)
Boiled, chicken fried, chicken pot, picken' chicken
Well my baby, my baby
She's fixes [?] chicken for me
I said I said I said
My baby, my baby
She's fixes [?] chicken for me
One more time
Yeah my baby, my baby
She fixes [?] chicken for me
(Brot brot boogie)


(Hot Pool Of) Womanneed lyrics - The Cramps

That happy updraft that wafts me hither.
Spurned by man nor beast.
Draws my love-a-bubblin' in there.
Into that hot pool of Womanneed.
Like the rud of two sticks wooden.
This Womanneed is old as fire.
The burnin' lure of that kissy puddin's.
The ancient curse of mankinds desire.
Oh Womanneed.
I got the faith.
Oh the power that flows so sweet.
From the tower of salvation.
To that hot pool of Womanneed.
As Jacob said to Isaiah.
In them biblin' days of yore.
Man that babe is a tomata.
Oh my Lord I'm longin' for.
Like the funnel of the tornado.
Like the whirlpool of stromy seas.
My head spins to the serenado of that wanton
Womanneed

Aloha From Hell lyrics - The Cramps

Gonna take a week off. Gonna go to Hell. Send ya a postcard. Hey I'm doin' swell! Wish you were here. Aloha from Hell. I'll be dancin' thru the flames. Like a devil in disguise. You can hear me sing. But not by satellite. You can hear me sing. Aloha from Hell. Gonna get a lei. Ring o'fire round my neck. Big ol' she-devil kiss. Aw hell! What the heck? I'm packin' my duds. Aloha from Hell. I'll be glad to get away. Up here everything's so swell. You know some like it hot and down there it's hot as Hell. Don't forget to write. Aloha from Hell.

It's Just That Song lyrics - The Cramps

As I sit here alone in the tavern
I can hear her voice soft and low
Then someone dropped a coin in the jukebox
And played an old familiar song

The tears came to my eyes
As I suddenly realized
It was a song that reminded me of her

And as I sit and cry
Someone came to my side
And asked me if I'd lost my best friend.
I said "No".

It's just that song. No, it's just that song.
It's just...I ain't heard it for so long.

It brings back old memories.
Once you leave me alone please?
No, no, it's just that song.a

compilation: "Bad Music For Bad People" (1984)



Garbageman lyrics - The Cramps
New Kind Of Kick lyrics - The Cramps
Love Me lyrics - The Cramps
I Can't Hardly Stand It lyrics - The Cramps
She Said lyrics - The Cramps
Goo Goo Muck lyrics - The Cramps
Save It lyrics - The Cramps
Human Fly lyrics - The Cramps
Drug Train lyrics - The Cramps
TV Set lyrics - The Cramps
Uranium Rock lyrics - The Cramps

New Kind Of Kick lyrics - The Cramps

Life is short
Filled with stuff
Don't know what for
I ain't had enough

I've learned all I know
By the age of nine
But I could better myself
If I could only find

Some new kind of kick
Something I ain't had
Some new kind of buzz
I wanna go hog mad

I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' for
Something I ain't had before
I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' and lookin' to find

Some new kind of kick
Some new kind of kick
Gimme a kick
I want a kick

Like baby needs mom
Like Susie needs dick
This baby need
Some new kind of kick

I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick

I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' for
Something I ain't had before
I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' and lookin' to find

Life is short
Filled with stuff
Don't know what for
I ain't had enough
I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I wa-wa-wa-want

Energy! Bar code! Drano hotshot! Wack attack! Helium! Nitrous oxide! Formaldehyde!

Some new kind of kick

Love Me lyrics - The Cramps

Aahh, uhh, let's go!

Press your lips to mine
And whisper I love you
Gotta have chance that lasts
We've got a lot to do
Don't hesitate
I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire
Baby kiss me do
Make me know you're mine
Love me with desire
Oh honey, this is fine
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire

[?]
Got to make you mine
We've got a little time
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me

I Can't Hardly Stand It lyrics - The Cramps


Well, the sun's gone down
And you're uptown
And you're just out runnin' around

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

You say you're trough with me
You're settin' me free
You're just out with your used-to-be

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, my spirit's low
I miss you so
I stand alone and watch you go

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, now that you are gone
And I'm alone
All I do is sit and moan

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

Baby, all tore up
Baby, all tore up
All tore up...

She Said lyrics - The Cramps

Why's don't I tell you what it is?
I wen' out last nigh' and I got messed up
When I woke up this mornin'
Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi' me
She comes up at me outta the bed
Pull her hair down the eye
Looks to me like a dyin' can of that commodity meat
And says
And says
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeahhh!

So this time we got waay over here
(Where?! Where?!)
I don't know, since it was early dawn's light
She jumped up outta the car
She pulled her hair down her eye
She looked to me like a dinosaur 'bout to jump outta that seat
She said
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeyahhhh!

So this time we got waaay over here
And then we went waay down here
We got all the way over
'n that lady sound like this:
Oooooo! Oooooo!
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Yoo ee ah ah!
Wooooaaahhyahh!

So this time we went waaay over there
Now things was really gettin' goin'
Boilin' up with the blisters
She sound like this:
Ooooo! Ooooo!
She jumped up outta the car
Pulled her hair down her eye
And do you know what she tol' me?
Do you know what she try to tell me?
She said
Ooooo! It feel so goood!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo woo eeeeeyahhhh!
Yah yah yah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah...

Save It lyrics - The Cramps

Muwhahaha, Muwhahaha, mmm...Hu Hu Hu
Shakes me up to see you walk, it tears me up to hear you talk
You drive my nerves the way you pant, you got more love than I'll ever get

So Save it baby, Save it
Now don't you dare waste it uh..uh
save it baby, Save it
You don't know how I crave it
If love could kill the way you thrill,
So save it all for me.

I love the way you use your talk
The way you tremble in my heart
You got more love than I could miss
But I can't spare the smallest kiss

So save it baby, Save it
You don't how I crave it
Save it baby, Save it
Now don't you dare waste it
If love could kill the way you thrill,
So save it all for me..Yeah huh!

Ohh..shake me up with your swingin' hips
You send my soul with your clingin' lips
Your loves like a well that won't run dry
I can't drink it all, but it funs to try

So Save it baby, Save it
Now don't you dare waste it uh..uh
save it baby, Save it
You don't know how I crave it
love could kill the way you thrill,
So save it all for me hu hu hu hu...[x3]

Human Fly lyrics - The Cramps

Well I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I say "buzz buzz buzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes

I got a garbage brain
That's drivin' me insane
And I don't like the ride
So push that pest aside
And baby I won't care
'Cuz baby I don't scare
'Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare
Rock!

I-I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I-I say "bzz bzz bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I'm a unzipped fly
A-and I don't know why
And I don't know why
But I say,

Bzzzzzzz
Rock tonight, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
Rocket ride, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
But I don't know why
Aw, I just don't know why

Drug Train lyrics - The Cramps

Hey people, all aboard the drug train!
Going to Plasteredville, Anyville, and Miltown (yaaaay!)
We're on the drug train, have a nice day (thank you)
We're on the drug train, now watch me get on board
I used to know where I was going 'till I got on board the drug train
I'm going to show you how to get on board
You put one foot up
You put another foot up
You put another foot up and you're on board the drug train

Hey people!
All across the snow-capped mountains
Down in the tranquil valleys
Open up that Golden Gate
Don't fall off this drug train now,
Woo hoo the drug train

I see Elvis with your mother on the drug train
Sherlock Holmes looks for clues
There's something to do on the drug train
Sigmund Freud is slipping and sliding
With all of your friends on the drug train.

Uranium Rock lyrics - The Cramps

Well I'm gettin' tired workin' as hard every day
Workin' as hard and not a-gettin' much pay
I got a big geiger counter, it's a pretty good rig
When the needle starts clickin' it's where I'm gonna dig
Money-money honey, and the kind you fold
Money-money honey, rock 'n' roll
Rake it in, bale it up like hay
Have a rockin' good time and throw it all away

Well, I can see me now in my long Cadillac
Hinges in the middle, spare wheel on the back
Man, don't you know I'd be hard to stop
When I find that big uranium rock
Money-money honey, and the kind you fold
Money-money honey, rock 'n' roll
Rake it in, bale it up like hay
Have a rockin' good time and throw it all away

Yes, that's me in my long Cadillac
Headin' down the road and I ain't comin' back
I ain't no red light gonna make me stop
When I find that big uranium rock
Money-money honey, and the kind you fold
Money-money honey, rock 'n' roll
Rake it in, bale it up like hay
Have a rockin' good time and throw it all away

"Psychedelic Jungle" (1981)

Green Fuz lyrics - The Cramps

Here we come, we're coming fast
All the others are in the past
Jump to your feet, let us catch your eye
We're the green fuz

We're not too fast, we're not too slow
Come along baby to see where we go
Jump to your feet, let us catch your eye
We're the green fuz

We're coming fast and I'll tell you why
Jump to your feet, let us catch your eye
Here we come baby and you'd better run
We're the green fuz

We're coming fast, I'll tell you why
Jump to your feet, let us catch your eye
Here we come baby and you'd better run
We're the green fuz
Here we come baby and you'd better run
We're the green fuz
Here we come baby and you'd better run
We're the green fuz

Goo Goo Muck lyrics - The Cramps

When the sun goes down, and the moon comes up
I turn into a teenage goo goo muck
Yeah, I cruise through the city and I roam the street
Looking for something that is nice to eat
You better duck
When I show up...
The goo goo muck.

I'm the night headhunter looking for some head
With a way out body underneath that head
Well I'll get you baby with a little luck
'Cuz I'm teenage tiger and a goo goo muck
You better duck
When I show up...
The goo goo muck

Yeah, the city is a jungle and I'm a beast
I'm a teenage tiger looking for a feast
I want the most but I'll take the least
'Cuz I'm a goo goo muck tiger and a teenage beast, yeah...
You'd better duck, you motherfuck!

...The goo goo muck.

Rockin' Bones lyrics - The Cramps

Roll on
Rock on
Raw Bones
Well there's still a lot of rhythm in these
Rockin' Bones

I wanna leave a happy memory when I go
I wanna leave something to let the whole world know
That the rock in roll daddy has-a done passed on
But my bones will keep a-rockin' long after I've gone

Roll on
Rock on
Raw Bones
Well there's still a lot of rhythm in these
Rockin' Bones

Well when I die don't you bury me at all
Just nail my bones up on the wall
Beneath these bones let these words be seen:
"This is the bloody gears of a boppin' machine"

Roll on
Rock on
Raw Bones
Well there's still a lot of rhythm in these
Rockin' Bones

I ain't a-worried about tomorrow, just a-thinkin' 'bout tonight
My bones are gettin' restless, gonna do it up right
A few more times around the hardwood floor
Before we turn off the lights and close the door

Roll on
Rock on
Raw Bones
Well there's still a lot of rhythm in these
Rockin' Bones

Voodoo Idol lyrics - The Cramps

Voodoo
Voodoo
Voodoo
Voodoo
The night came down
The sky turned black
The jungle drum beat
The natives back
The voodoo idol stepped forward from the crowd
Lightning split the sky and thunder shook the ground

He had coal black hair
And laser eyes
His pale white skin
Against the darkened skies
Seemed to say that the wind was at his call
Then a silence fell as the Idol said nothing at all

And then he raised his hands
The night stood still
He looked around at the crowd until
The voodoo doctor gave him a guitar
Then they all bowed down
In the light of the voodoo star
And it sounded like this

And there he passed
Through their hungry lips
His holy blessed sacrament
He spoke no words
But they all knew what it meant
Yeah he rolled on the ground
And he danced while reading his hands

Yeah and then he rolled his eyes
And sang from his heart
The jungle creatures
From near and far
Came to lose their minds under his spell
And then what happened next to this day no one will tell
He sang voodoo
Voodoo voodoo voodoo
He sang voodoo
Voodoo voodoo voodoo

Primitive lyrics - The Cramps

What I don't know
Can never hurt me
I live a life
That's working for me
What I respect
You just can't see
What you expect
I'll never be

Primitive
That's how I live
Primitive
I take what you give
'Cause I love and I live
Primitive

The things I do
You'd never try
What I get free
You have to buy
I'm proud of my life
But don't ask me why
'Cause if I told ya,
I'd probably...

Primitive
That's how I live
Primitive
I take what you give
'Cause I love and I live
Primitive

Primitive
That's how I live
Primitive
I take what you give
'Cause I love and I live
Primitive

Caveman lyrics - The Cramps

Hey man!
Fourth floor!
Caveman!
Last door!

Cave train
Downtown
Caveman
Get down!

Uh, look man,
Make tool!
Caveman
No fool!

Beat rock!
Hunt meat!
Caveman
Rock beat!

Caveman
Say "ooh!"
Caveman
Say "ooh!"
Caveman
Say "ooh, ooh!"
Caveman
Say "ooh!"

The Crusher lyrics - The Cramps


Rape!

Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

Do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge!
Now do the eye gouge, you turkey necks!
Now do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge you, turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

All right, you turkey necks! I wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
And if you don't learn it now, I'm gonna getcha in the ring!

Now first you take your fist,
And you put it on your waist,
Then you squeeze your partner's head
Until she's blue in the face!

Yeah do the crusher!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

Don't Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk lyrics - The Cramps

Let me give you some advice
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
You don't need it
So don't eat it
No don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
No matter how good it looks
You better go by the book
Leave it there
Don't you dare
Eat stuff off the sidewalk
No don't eat stuff out of garbage either or you know what'll happen to you?
It's true you don't need no money
Ah but you'll sure look funny
On your knees, begging please
You better leave your mouth at home

Can't Find My Mind lyrics - The Cramps

I've got a black skin suit
Alligator shoes
Now I found success
And I paid my dues

Well everything is fine
But I can't find my mind

I've got a crystal ball
And a divining rod
Magnifying glass
And a pack of dogs

I looked up my sign
But I can't find my mind

I called the law
Hired a private eye
Turned in an APB
With the FBI

No matter what I do
I still can't find a clue
That's right

I don't know what to think
I've looked every place
Where is the missing link?
That was behind my face?
There's only one thing to do

Jungle Hop lyrics - The Cramps

Far away in Africa
They all come from near and far
Rock all night and never stop
Dancin' to the jungle hop

Take the skins of 10 giraffes
For one beat-up phonograph
Now they dance and do the bop
They rock all night to jungle hop

Rock!

Under jungle stars above
All night make jungle love
Have a ball and blow their tops
They rock all night to jungle hop

Natives Are Restless lyrics - The Cramps

Well, there's an uprising down on Watusi Street
And the witch doctor don't know what to think!
Well, the big chief says it isn't so
They get dressed up, messed up, ready to go
And the natives are restless
The natives are restless tonight!

Yeah, they're doin' a dance no one's ever seen,
And they're barbecuin' real human beans!
They pick their teeth with porcupine
And wash you down with jungle wine!
Ooh, the natives are restless
The natives are restless tonight!
(Mmm, wanna bite?)

Well, in the heat of the city, it's hard to be cool,
You don't wanna do nothin' too terri-bool
But in my neighborhood, there's somethin' you should know
When the drum beat starts, it's time to go!
Ooh, the natives are restless
The natives are restless tonight!

Tonight!
Tonight!

Under The Wires lyrics - The Cramps

Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Don't hang up
Under the wires
Somewhere out there

If I could just get in touch
If I could just get in touch
Disconnected connections
Misdirected directions
It gets so very hard
It gets so very hard
Dial tone degredation
Uncontrolled aggravation

I got too many hang ups
I got too many hang ups
What colour panties are you wearing
What colour panties are you wearing
What colour panties are you wearing
And how long have you been wearing them

I let my fingers do the walking
To find out to whom I am talking
When they see me in your gee
You're gonna hear from me
You're gonna hear from me

I ain't got no choice
You're gonna know my voice
Twins wire desire
Recieve her ire
I'm gonna cut you off
I'm gonna cut you off
And if you think I'm sick
And if you think I'm sick
Click. aaaaaa.......

Beautiful Gardens lyrics - The Cramps

Oh my, oh me
What in the world's come over me?
I'm seeing things that I should never see!
Spiders in my eyelids and ghosts in the cheese!
What in the world's come over me?
I've lost touch with reality!
Reality!
Reality!
Reality!

Oh my, oh me
The dead walk the angry sea!
Vampire lesbos are after me!
I'm coming unhinged, weak in the knees!
I'm floating away from reality!
Reality!
Reality!
Reality!

Hear the wind whistle through my noggin,
"Palisades Park" by Freddy Cannon.
Ride the void to outer space,
Pull my eyeballs right out of my face!
A world of leatherwork and rubber ashtrays!
Beautiful gardens and all kinds of games
Oh, I've had way too much of me,
And now I can't get back to reality!
Reality!
Reality!
Reality!
Reallllllllllll...

That's enough.

[fade out]
[fades back in]
[played backwards:] "If I said this in English, this record company would turn into a parking lot."

You know, music sure sounds better than it used to.

Green Door lyrics - The Cramps

Midnight, one more night without sleeping
Watching, 'til the morning comes creeping
Green door, what's that secret you're keeping

There's an old piano and they play it hot
Behind the green door
Don't know what they're doing but they laugh alot
Behind the green door
I wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's
Behind the green door

Knocked once, tried to tell them I'd been there
Door slam, hospitality's thin there
Wonder, just what's going on in there

I saw an eye ball peeping through a smoky cloud
Behind the green door
Well I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud
Behind the green door
All I wanna do is join the happy crowd
Behind the green door

Midnight, one more night without sleeping
Watching, 'til the morning comes creeping
Green door, what's that secret you're keeping
Green door, what's that secret you're keeping
Green Door.

"Songs The Lord Taught Us" (1980)

TV Set lyrics - The Cramps

Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV I watch TV since I put you in my TV set

Oh baby I hear you on my radio
Yeah baby I hear you on my radio
You know I flip flip flip for your radio
You're going drip drip drip on my radio
Am radio pm radio since I tuned you inside my radio... like this!

Oh baby I see you in my frigidaire
Yeah baby I see you in my frigidaire behind the mayonnaise,
Way in the back I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold you won't get old
'cause you're well preserved in my frigidaire yahhhhhhh....

Oh baby look so good in my crib at night
Yeah baby look so good in my crib at night
I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs oh,
I missed some there under your chair but that's all right,
I'll sweep you under the rug... ah ha ha!

Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV I watch TV since I seen you I've been so upset

Rock On The Moon lyrics - The Cramps

Well, I built my rocket and we'll have a race
We'll be the first to rock inta outer space

I wanna rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight

Welll, listen baby, pretty soon
Take ol' Sputnik to the moon

I'm gonna rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Rock me now, go go go...

Well rock is on Pluto, rock on Mars
Rock and roll underneath the stars

Rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight

HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Rock it rare, go!

HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Let's rock now!

HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rockin' on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Yeah!

Garbageman lyrics - The Cramps

You ain't no punk, you punk.
You wanna talk about the real junk?
If I ever said [BEEP] I'd be banned
'Cause I'm your garbageman.

Well if you can't dig me, you can't dig nothin'.
Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'?
Do you understand?
I'm your garbageman.

Yeah, now it's up from the garage and down the driveway.
Now get outta your mind or get outta my way.
Now do you understand? Do you understand?
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-i
The bird's the word, and do you know why?
You gotta beat it with a stick.
You gotta beat it 'til it's thick.
You gotta live until you're dead.
You gotta rock 'til you see red.
Now do you understand?
Do you understand?
I'm your garbageman.

Aw, dump that on mine...

Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps.
One half hillbilly and one half punk.
Eight long legs and one big mouth.
The hottest thing from the north to come out of the south.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?

Whoo, I can't lose with the stuff I use,
And you don't choose no substitutes.
So stick out your can
'Cause I'm your garbageman.

Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-i
The bird's the word, and do you know why?
You gotta beat it with a stick.
You gotta beat it 'til it's thick.
You gotta live until you're dead.
You gotta rock 'til you see red.
Now do you understand?
Hmmmm?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
All right, now go!

I Was A Teenage Werewolf lyrics - The Cramps

I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop

I had a teen-land mind
I had to blow my top
And under teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop

A teenage werewolf
Parallel bars
A teenage girlfriend
Got a lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop
Ohhh please...

You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
All my teeth were so long
And no one made me stop

A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
It was growing pains, oh no no
Somebody stop this pain, ohhh...

Sunglasses After Dark lyrics - The Cramps

I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen
I'm'a tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson
Go!

Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!
And you'll be cool
...And the squares'll drool

It's real simple...
Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!

Listen to this:
Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut includin' me
'Cause not one of us cats could see!
We had on S.A.D.
That's right.

I was hangin' around on the street,
When this great big guy ran right into me!
I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim,
But then I seen what was wrong with him...
He was wearin' sunglasses...after dark.

Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! They're so sharp!
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! It's so simple!

...Uh, where am I, by the way?
...Oh, yeah.

The Mad Daddy lyrics - The Cramps

Standin' on the corner a-wearing my shades
Up walked the police and asked my name

I said, I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

You and Jane meet Jungle Jim
Hey baby, whatcha doin' with him?
Now I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

Six foot three with the feet on the floor
Hey baby whatcha waitin' for?
Now I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

Let's rock! Let's roll!
Let's rock! Let's roll!
Now let's go baby, let's go daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Take over!

Ooo, I jump so high, never come down
'Cept for that I'm goin' round and around
'Cause I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

Pair of shades, purple shoes
I got a parachute to land on you
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Oooooooo Mad Mad Daddy!
Ah let's go baby! Let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

Let's rock! C'mon roll!
I said rock! C'mon roll!
Let's go baby! Let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy

Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!

Mystery Plane lyrics - The Cramps

My Daddy drives a UFO
Drops me off and then he goes
Leaves me on this mystery plane
But he'll be back for me again

Oh, Oh yes he will
Yeah!

Now I just can't identify
With this world so I don't try
Square pegs don't fit in round holes
And I can't fit into these clothes

No

My daddy's unidentified
My mom says I just appeared inside
Looks like a case of hit and run
But off the record it's no fun

No, no, no fun
No!

My daddy he'll come back again
And take me from this mystery plane
And maybe if I go real slow
He'll let me drive his UFO, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh Boy

My Daddy drives a UFO
My Daddy drives a UFO
My Daddy drives a UFO
U
F
O

Zombie Dance lyrics - The Cramps

At the Zombie Dance
Here's Ben and Betty
They tap their toes
But they don't get sweaty
They don't give a damn
They're done dead already

At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah

They do 'The Boogaloo'
at the Zombie Hall
They write "BORN TO LOSE"
On Zombie restroom wall
The kinda life they choose
Ain't life at all

At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah (move!)

Everybody calm down
Nobody blow their cool
Nobody hang around
Zombie dancing school
They do the swim face-down
In the Zombie pool

At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah

At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
yeah

What's Behind The Mask lyrics - The Cramps

I been seeing you for months coming to this place
Now what I wanna know is, honey
When can I see your face?
I know you been hiding something secrets in your past
Whooo, baby, I just gotta know what's behind the mask

Please, baby, please please give me one quick glance
Now how come I can't see your face when I see what's in your pants?
Is it a skin condition? or an extra eye?
Surgical incision? I keep wonderin' why (why!)

Uhhh... you ain't wearin' silver bullets or carving z's in chests
It's been months since halloween honey, I can't guess
Now just relax and let me lift up this edge and let me take a peek
Ooh, let me have a look in here... eeeeeeeek!

Well, curiosity killed this cat, sorry I ever asked
What I don't know can't hurt me as much as what's behind the mask
What's behind the mask, girl what's behind the mask
What's behind that mask, girl sorry I ever asked.

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